–Graham Greene
Lady M: “You live at our house.”
Little Sir: “No, I live at K and S’s.”
Lady M: “Oh, really. Is your room in the basement?”
Little Sir: “Yeah. K and S’s mommy can build a room with bricks and wood and sticky tape.”
“Aunt Agatha . . . is my tough aunt, the one who eats broken bottles and conducts human sacrifices by the light of the full moon.”
—Bertie Wooster, from P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves and Wooster tales
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” —Will Rogers (1879-1935)
When asked to make their dream menu, one of my fine students listed the following as “Lunch:”
Butterfinger
Snickers
Ho-Ho’s
Donuts
Take 5
“The animals are so beautiful after they have tails.” —Lady M’s Wee Sir