This, dear readers, is a true White Elephant gift. I give you:

Quality beauty products for all! Yes, folks, this was our combined elephantine gift. You, too, can have a fine golden sheen of hair beautifully uplifted by the unfortunately named accessory. (Der Meister: “Isn’t that the indentation left in the chair after you’ve been sitting for a while?”) Accentuate these with body wash that, if the label is to be believed, would make Hef proud (though is sadly mediocre in the tropically scented category).

And the added bonus: the price tags that are still attached.

I can feel your envy.

Now, who would be worthy of finding this fine (re)gift in their stocking? Takers? Going once, . . .

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